Dear Glen:
Thanx for helping me with the attic of that shed I'm about to move in to. As I told you, I do not have any money to pay you. How much do I owe you? And, what am I worth? I am a 50 year old Jewish Dike, I had a professional background with three resumes, I come from a family of jewish lawyers who have no conscience: my cousin is a Federal Magistrate and State Judge. I have a deep seated hatred towards men, but I will try not vomit in your face while you are sticking it in me. Due to my human value, I hope it won't take long. -Kini-
Dear Tom:
Thanx for towing in my "jeep" and letting me assist you with towing yours. Frankly, I wouldn't trust a woman to tie down a vehicle on a car dolly like that. But, then again, I wouldn't trust a man to do it either. I hope by trading the 300 gallon water container for that service was sufficient enough. If not, I charge for counseltation while exploiting my lesbianism with your questions. You know, "what is it that makes women more attractive (to me) than men?" "Can't men touch (me) and turn me on in the same way as women?", "Who is the famine one in the relationship?" etc... I realize I pique your curiousity because, I've heard the same questions over and over from other men who have inquiring minds during times I must depend on them. -Kini-
Thanx again for trying to beat me into submission with verbal abuse telling me, "Your confused", and "when it's a full moon..."
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