Don't worry there's no spys here. A Second Opinion? How about a third and forth opinion. Wouldn't want to abuse the process now, would we? That might be a government oversight. Maybe I should redirect you to http://jew-mania.blogspot. 
Now stop. You don't have to beg. You can stay here. I just have a few questions for you. Ready?
Doctor Dick: Do you ever hear things?
Kini: No
Kini: No
Doctor Dick: Do you ever think anyone is poisoning you?
Kini: No
Your Psychiatric Mental Health Evaluation Is Ready
Doctor Dick: You are a paranoid!
Kini: Doctor Dick, are you saying that I am wicked and evil in the sight of the L-rd?
Because the Bible says, "The wicked flee when no man pursueth: But the righteous are bold as a lion. (Prov. 28:1)
G-d also says, "I will set My face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you (Lev 26:17) And upon them that are left alive of you I will send a faintness into their hearts in the lands of their enemies; and the sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none pursueth. And they shall fall one upon another, as it were before a sword, when none pursueth: and ye shall have no power to stand before your enemies.
Doctor Dick: Well then you are-schizophrenic!
Kini: Doctor Dick, can you tell me how many personalities I have?
Doctor Dick: No. Not today. You are hyper-religious!
Now, put a bag over your head and take your medication:
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