Maybe at a time in your life you were once reticent. As your future changed, you found yourself a woman being used as a human battering instrument. Now, you can't seem to keep your anxiety under control without psychotropic medication. So, you find you are constantly having to defend yourself with endless words some people call, "dribble" going on and on with rampant and incessant rambling, mumbling and increased convoluted soliloquy.
I have just stumbled upon a cure that just may work. Barbara Streisand inspired me when she recently held a fundraiser for Obama. This event reminded me of her evening September 6th (2006) concert, One Voice: At her home, under the stars, having dinner, watching the sunset, sharing the music and sending the message for many critical issues at stake: Global warming, nuclear disarmament, warfare in the Middle East, and education for children. Jokingly, Barbara charged a certain sum for each musical note.
I stumbled upon my Anxiety Dialogue "Diet" during my last panic and anxiety attack while analyzing that the public does not consider a man mentally ill if he defaces his body. But, a woman is considered insane if she defaces and destroys her personal property so that a man won't carry away her personal belongings.
I would like to call my cure a diet. It may work better with men because, I find, men are more materialistic. Good and honest women are less inclined to obsess on materialized objects. You are welcome to plagarize my diet (because you'll do so anyway). =$.20
When you begin to have faith in the stock market, open yourself up a savings account. This account will be the "penalty" bank. For every word you mutter, charge yourself $.05. Some words may be a little more, some may be a little less. A laugh or giggle is not a word so there is no "penalty". The idea is that after a time, you will start to be more conscious of your "spiel" and conform back to your old reticent behavior.
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